do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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