The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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