I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
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No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
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T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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