Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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