We're like a lot better than the average bears
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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