You work out of a Hotel?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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