Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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