So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
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I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
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Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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