wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
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oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
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He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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