Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
North Korea, Best Korea!
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
