The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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