No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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