I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
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I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
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I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
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