Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
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I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
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There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Randomize