He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
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Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
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GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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