A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
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Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
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There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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