I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
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He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
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Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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