Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
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Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
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I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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