I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
420 ftw
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
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Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
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it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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