Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
my nose is crying tears of wow.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Randomize
