I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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