The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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