So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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