and i looked up. we had an audience...
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
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Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
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You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
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