I wanna bring you to show and tell
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
it glows. i had to have it.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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