Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
