Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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