Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
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you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
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Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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