So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I'm always down for nudity.
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