Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
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I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
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Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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