Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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