why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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