talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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