Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
