I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
PANTIES FOUND
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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