He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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