K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
