No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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