I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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