So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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