doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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