why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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