What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
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i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
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like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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