ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
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his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
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Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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