Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
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Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
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Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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