OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
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There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
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Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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