she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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