Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Randomize
