You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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