My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Don't EVER smell your tampon
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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