lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
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