Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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